Percakapan omegle sarap gua dengan orang yang juga sarap. We were both abnormal, alasan utamanya karena memang sudah malam dan gua udah ngantuk. Tapi berhubung dia ada di belahan dunia yang lain dan saat itu masih siang dan dia belum ngantuk, gua nggak tau kenapa dia ikut- ikutan sarap kayak gua. Mungkin energinya berlebihan. Atau habis gegar otak? Ya udah lanjut. And oh, excuse my bad english. You know how Omegle works.
You: its midnight
You: dark
Stranger: stars are in the sky
You: and the moon
Stranger: and the planets
You: and the universe
Stranger: and aliens
You: and spaceship
Stranger: and asteroids
You: and you talking to me
Stranger: and the cat next to me
You: and the teddy next to me
Stranger: is he in good health?
You: i think he has insomnia
You: i have to sing him a lullaby
Stranger: :O what song are you gonna sing?
You: my lullaby from lion king
Stranger: are you going to take care of that now or later?
You: maybe later hes going to the toilet right now
Stranger: YOU GOT HIM POTTY TRAINED??? WHY WON'T MINE DO THAT?
You: i think you wouldnt be there for him im afraid hes gonna cry again
Stranger: i would too be there.
You: you should talk to him, i think hes scared
Stranger: okay, hold on, ill ask.
You: teddy, come here boy
You: yes hes here
Stranger: alright. now. we need to talk about something.
You: what is it mister?
Stranger: see, we have a problem. i hear you're.... afraid? and that you're going to cry?
You: hey hold on a second, how did teddy know youre a guy?
Stranger: i think teddy has some problems. im not a guy. but i thought it would confuse him too much, you know, screw him up more than he already is? so i let it go.
You: okay, teddy come here
You: ok you may talk to him now
Stranger: are you sure?
You: yeah i think hes calm enough to talk to you, right teddy?
You: yeah
Stranger: okay teddy. is there any confusion that you have at the moment? any fears? any tears?
You: yeah well i watched this naruto guy and he's fighting with his friend and im afraid hes going to die if he lose
You: im scared
Stranger: just relax. its okay. its just a cartoon, alright? you know, make believe? i think even if he does die, it won't hurt.
You: it wont hurt? why? i saw him crying
Stranger: well yeah, thats what he wants you to think
You: what? but he seemed like hurt
Stranger: its this little thing called ACTING!! its a wonderful contraption and its not real, just to make you think that its real.
You: oh, but he didnt look like he's acting
You: and i hate that sasuke, i think hes evil
Stranger: well thats the beauty of it. it just looks so darn real you can't even tell.
You: would you tell him? that i dont like hes acting like that and it makes me scared?
Stranger: i cant
Stranger: thats not my job
Stranger: if i could i would
Stranger: but alas
Stranger: i cannot
You: you heard it, Teddy? you cant make it disappear forever. its just a cartoon.
You: oh
You: okay
You: i think i wanna go to sleep
You: looks like teddy wants to go to sleep
Stranger: okay
Stranger: well enjoy your sleep teddy
You: thanks... what can i call you?
Stranger: the professor
You: oh thanks professor, for everything.
Stranger: no problem! glad to help.
You: hes already asleep! i think i dont have to sing him a lullaby, thanks
Stranger: well thats a relief. save your breath.
You: okay
Stranger: okaaayu
Stranger: minus the u
You: k, good midnight...
Stranger: good midnight to you too. have a wonderful today.
You: yeah.. dont you wanna go to sleep?
Stranger: im not sleepy. its not midnight here!!
You: what? so what time?
Stranger: eleeeeven
You: where are you, professor?
Stranger: east coast
You: east coast?
You: far away from here
Stranger: really? so you live on the west coast?
You: what is west coast, professor?
Stranger: of america
You: oh yes of course
You: i live near brazil
Stranger: oh seriously? thats so cool
You: yeah..
Stranger: is it hot there?
You: well, its near summer so its warm
Stranger: oh well i didnt know if it was one of those things where since its summer here, its winter there, ya know? because it does that some places i think.
You: but its june now!
Stranger: i know!! hey its 11:11 make a wish
Stranger: even though its not there
Stranger: it is here
You: okay.. *wishing*
You: yeah done
Stranger: yay. i'm very proud of you.
You: what did u wish for?
Stranger: you can't tell anyone
Stranger: it won't come true then
You: where are you come from, young professor?
Stranger: i told you alreaddddy
You: no i mean which country?
Stranger: USA babbbyyy!
You: what? i havent heard of it before. what is usa?
Stranger: united states of AMERICA. teddy owner, do you live under a rock?
You: under the sea actually..
Stranger: ATLANTIS?
You: yeah! how did you know that?
Stranger: i have some awesome skills
You: whoa you should teach me
Stranger: i bet you wish that i would. but i cannot share my secrets.
You: whaaat? why noot?
Stranger: you aren't worthy
You: but im from atlantis, i think i deserve it
Stranger: well for starters, you have to have ESP
You: whats ESP, sir?
Stranger: extra special powers
You: what? i have extra special powers
Stranger: prove it
You: here i am
You: now here i am
You: see? i can swim faster than aquaman
Stranger: no one csn swim faster than aquaman
You: what? but i can. aquaman learned his swimming in atlantis. im his teacher
Stranger: then i have nothing to teach you. your skills outbeat mine. i have not taught any super heroes.
You: then what is your ESP?
Stranger: being awesome.
Stranger: bet you can't top that, can you?
You: i can't
You: i want you to teach me
You: or i'll get harry potter
Stranger: NOT HARRY POTTER!
Stranger: actually.
Stranger: get harry
Stranger: no
Stranger: ill get edward cullen
Stranger: we'll have a face off
You: hes going to finish edward right away
You: he has his wand
Stranger: vampires are indestructable
You: i agree but nothing can stand an avada kedavra
You: its a deadly curse, even for a vampire
Stranger: well then he'll just bite his head off before he can do the spell
Stranger: the end.
You: he can do the impedimenta to slow him down
Stranger: then this cat that i have next to me will bite his leg and give edward time to get up
You: oh youre not allowed to do that because my teddy will beat your cat
Stranger: your teddy is sleeping
Stranger: so
Stranger: HA
You: i'll just wake him up
You: so
You: HA
Stranger: no you eon
Stranger: won't
You: why?
Stranger: because i said so
Stranger: and im awesome
Stranger: and nothing can beat that
You: i'll just ask harry to make your cat asleep
Stranger: well you know what?
You: what? you havent told me yet so i dont know
Stranger: I AM TIRED
Stranger: AND I'M GOING TO SLEEP BEFORE THIS GETS ANYMORE OUT OF HAND
Stranger: THAN IT ALREADY HAS
You: what youre working overnight again?
You: have a nice dream then..
Stranger: i will
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: you too, teddy bear owner
You: thank you, cat owner
Stranger: goodnight!
You: night!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
see what I mean?
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